Just look at all these healthy, young, and attractive... Moustaches
You really can't beat moustaches... I mean the word is even fun to say! Well, have fun looking, and perhaps growing your own
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The Dali
This is one of the rare beauties you only find on the healthiest upper-lips of the highest class of people |
The 3-footer
The required length of a moustache like this is 3 feet... across |
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The Wing-Master
As if having the pointy 'stache wasn't enough, he got the pointy beard too... there should totally be moustache olympics for guys like this |
The Curly Gentleman
Using this special design, you can expect to be fought over by women from 3 to 126... This man (we know him personally) scored with the Worlds Hottest Centurion... it was gross.
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The Tricky Sixy
Most use this uniqe design to be able to run faster and sometimes even fly, but this man obviously has it all for the looks... it would be nothing without the greying top-wing |
The Grey Roll
Without the grey, this would just be an ordinary moustache, but since it does have the mark of a true moustach-eo master, he can beat you with a cane and get away with it
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The Mountaineer
Killing squirrels for a living is the only way to acheive such greatness. No other than a true mountain man would even bother killing a squirrel, so you don't get any poseurs in this field |
